Salon’s Sirota suffers meltdown over Chick-fil-A’s ‘Jolly Barnyard’ horror

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Share the joy         Next up will be doughy pantloads @EWErickson & @NROJonah criticizing me as a child torturer for not feeding my kid antibiotic-laced cow meat — David Sirota (@davidsirota) December 28, 2012 The last couple of times we checked in with progressive author and Salon contributor David Sirota, he was race-baiting his way around


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The last couple of times we checked in with progressive author and Salon contributor David Sirota, he was race-baiting his way around the Twitterverse. But this week, Sirota has the vapors over something truly “insidious and dangerous”: a Chick-fil-A-branded version of the Little Golden Book classic “The Jolly Barnyard.” Evidently the children’s book fails to accurately depict the realities of the factory farm industry.

This absolute monstrosity of agri-propaganda for ages three and up amounts to what Sirota calls “Chick-fil-A’s latest horror.”

Chick-Fil-A wants kids to believe fast food companies love family farms and have nothing to do w/factory agriculture: salon.com/2012/12/27/chi…

— David Sirota (@davidsirota) December 27, 2012

Why are fast food companies telling your kids they support diversified family farming, when they do the opposite? salon.com/2012/12/27/chi…

— David Sirota (@davidsirota) December 27, 2012

As Jonah Goldberg points out, this is not a parody. It doesn’t even have the stench of a failed Roger Simon-style satire. But that doesn’t make it any less hilarious.

This is the greatest thing on the web today.Absolutely hilarious made more so b/c the guy really believes it. LOLOL salon.com/2012/12/27/chi…

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) December 28, 2012

@davidsirota Raise your kid as you see fit.But the outrage over a Golden Book is hysterical. @nrojonah

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) December 28, 2012

@lheal Someday the dude’s kid is going to be shocked to learn the cows and chickens do not really talk to each other.

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) December 28, 2012

Via @jonahnro, Salon vs. Chick fil A happy meal books. nationalreview.com/corner/336548/… A Salon attack for the half-truths of Old MacDonald song next?

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) December 28, 2012

I, for one, am shocked to find out @davidsirota is a moron. salon.com/2012/12/27/chi…

— RB (@RBPundit) December 28, 2012

So, how did this horror show of a Golden Book get into Sirota’s house anyway? He’s not sure since he and his family are vegetarians, but clearly the calculating “evil geniuses” at Chick-fil-A are to blame.

He’s mad at Chick-Fil-A b/c he’s too much of a wus to tell his own kid “no?” MT @ewerickson: Absolutely hilarious po.st/wYSVKi

— Mark Workman (@gonnaleaveaMark) December 28, 2012

Bingo!

Father provides extremist literature to young child. (via @ewerickson)salon.com/2012/12/27/chi…

— Joshua Treviño (@jstrevino) December 28, 2012

Despite his misgivings about anything related to Dan Cathy and Chick-fil-A, every night Sirota sits down with his two-year-old son to read all about Farmer Brown. Heaven forfend he simply buy a copy without Chick-fil-A branding for $3.99. Is 4 bucks really too much to prevent Chick-fil-A from literally rewiring his son’s brain to foster brand loyalty and love of Big Chikin?

Such a LOON! Isn’t it equally possible they are simply supporting the reading of a classic children’s book? salon.com/2012/12/27/chi…

— Rich Dunbar (@RichDunbar) December 28, 2012

Update:

Enter Ace of Spades to deliver a well-deserved drubbing:

I’m having a lot of trouble believing the factual claims in your article, @davidsirota

— SquatchPride69 (D) (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 28, 2012

I find it hard to believe that this book just appeared in your house, or that you read it to your kid every night @davidsirota

— SquatchPride69 (D) (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 28, 2012

…given your zealous hatred of all things Food.@davidsirota

— SquatchPride69 (D) (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 28, 2012

I’m thinking it’s more likely this is all just a made-up premise, and that you got the book from Peta or something.@davidsirota

— SquatchPride69 (D) (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 28, 2012

Comment?@davidsirota

— SquatchPride69 (D) (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 28, 2012

Nope. Just crickets.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/12/28/salons-david-sirota-suffers-hilarious-meltdown-over-chick-fil-as-jolly-barnyard-horror/


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